oh my goodness i had the craziest dream last night.. granted the craziness was probably magnified by the fact that i never dream, and when i do its always really boring every day stuff that i think really happened, so yeah... it was so weird.. it started off with me skatboarding? i have no idea who i was with, but i was skateboarding (and i was actually doing it kerry!) and we were by kelly feild, only it wasnt kelly feild at all.. and there was all these ramps and stuff.. and then me and this kid realized we were skateboarding on some foam, and we had no wheels.. i dont know. but then for some reason we were being chased. so we were skateboarding away. then all of a sudden i was in a car and i ran a red light (like ive done and chrystal has done recently, where youre sitting waiting for a green left arrow and then the OTHER peoples light turns green but you think its yours so you go) and i was like ah and i looked back but there were no cops so i was in the clear. then i went to my house which was like some weird apartment type thing in lousiana or something and im there for 2 seconds and theres a knock at the door and when i open it theres this lady cop there with a gun in my face. she told me to go for a walk with her where i could explain what i did. so we were walking around and suddenly we were in quebec or something, looking for a dry place to sit and talk. she told me i wasnt in trouble and that she was just trying to look tough. then before i can even explain what happened, mark (from work) shows up and the lady cop falls in love with him and then they are all happy and in love and i thank mark for distracting her and he thanks me for getting in trouble so her could fall in love.. then i guess i realize im still being chased.. but im back in my house.. my real house. and i start running.. and jump out my sisters window and creep around my neighbors house, hiding from them i guess? and then i crawl in the other side, closest to my house, so creeping around it was totally pointless. my brother and one of his friends are in there and theyre drunk or high or something and theyre eating and offering me food and i just kept asking if they were trying to kill me and they kept laughing and telling me i was silly and no one was trying to kill me they were just being nice. then theres a knock at the door and i go and get it and its my sister. and she starts laughing and reaching her hand in the door to grab me.. thats when i realize it was her trying to kill me. i tried locking her out and she just kept laughing maniacally as the door wouldnt lock.. i called up to my neighbor (who i realized when i woke up is dead. i forgot) but no one would help.. then i finally got the door to lock but it was just one of the bolt locks and i ran upstairs and my sister kicked down the door.. then i woke up.

what the hell??? i told my sister.. she gave me a hug and was like aww dont worry im not trying to kill you.

i also just remembered that i also dreamt (i dont know where this fits) that soph, my ex best friend that i havent seen or talked to in like 2 or 3 years, was walking around her room topless.. and i was just thinking how she lied cuz she wasnt a c cup at all.. ?!!? i am so weird.

wow. anyway.

new terminology for ya'll .... flub dubbin v. the act of doing nothing; screwing around.  ex: quit your flub dubbin' around.

a customer taught me that last night. aww precious.

did you know that every thug needs a lady? i mean, youre not just my love, youre my homie.

peace out.

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