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yo.. it is very early christmas morning.. or very late christmas eve night.. whatever.. its like 1:30am and i am having the weirdest ghetto-est christmas ever.. first off, i worked.. whatever, not so bad.. then came home, wrapped like 2 presents and went to my aunts.. one of my cousins hasnt seen me in a looooong time apparently and walks up to me and pulls on my hair and is like what is this?!? its black!! and i was like um yes very good philip.. so then hes like how old are you?? and im like um.. 20? you? and hes like 28! and im like um.. nice? so then he introduces me to everyone, and i mean everyone.. like, people i already know included, as his "cousin michelle... with black hair.. and shes 20!!" yeah.. he was very drunk.. hes a weird boy.. anyway, so it gets better..
so i go home.. lalala.. we had no christmas tree.. did anyone know that!??! probably not for i just realized it at work today.. only.. when i got home from my aunts, we did.. how so, you may be wondering.. because my brother and sister and my brothers girlfriend went to go get one.. aww how precious.. yeah, it is.. except they STOLE IT!! nice.. yes, we are ghetto.. so then after that, we ruined christmas because we all exchanged presents tonight.. wonderful.. then my brother and sister were like hey lets go to a movie.. okay, sure.. no we dicided against that for there were no movies to go see.. so then, what did we do instead? i brought them to go see one of their friends for a few minutes... why, you may ask? because my brother needed to give him a "christmas present".. aka weed.. lovely.. so after that adventure we decided we were hungry.. granted, its like midnight.. and its sunday.. and its christmas eve.. ha.. like theres anywhere to eat.. so we drive around randomly looking for places with no luck.. so then we decided to try and go to wendys.. the only one we know of is in quincy.. we were in dorchester at the time.. yes, so we drive to quincy, but its closed, of course, but then we see this ghetto ass chinese food restaurant, neon signs and all, which was open.. so we go there.. so we are sitting in a walk in chinese food restaurant at 1 am on christmas morning.. so ghetto.. we got furtune cookies though.. yay.. i got 2.. mine said ""you will take a chance in something in the near future" and "you will always be surrounded by true friends".. my brothers said "you have an active mind and keen imagination".. those are all perfectly typical fortunes, right? yeah.. my sisters said "you are going to have some new clothes".. uh.. what in gods name kind of fortune is that? anyway.. it was amusing.. so yes.. and now im online.. ghetto..
so i guess my christmas so far has consisted of a stolen christmas tree, participating in a drug deal, wandering around the ghetto in search of fast food, finding fast "chinese" food, and supposedly getting new clothing.. interesting..
and now im tired and wanna go to bed so goodnight.
love michelle.
ps.. merry christmas everyone :)