| 8.08.00 |
"as i sit here
my butt just gets wetter and wetter" - me. |
| 8.07.00 |
"$12.37" - me.. "perfect!"
my customer exclaims as he hands me a $20 bill.. |
| 8.05.00 |
"i dont smell anything.. but
at least i dont smell me" - me. |
| 8.04.00 |
"the slide pooped me out" -
chrystal. |
| 8.03.00 |
"oh shit nigga the ham is on
the roof!!" - my sister. |
| 8.02.00 |
"maybe i LIKE scary gay clowns!!!"
- megan. |
| 8.01.00 |
"I hope you caught the sarcasm
in that, I was laying it on pretty thick, like your skull." - william. |
| 7.31.00 |
"haha you have a nice last
name.. it has the word ska in it" - william. |
| 7.29.00 |
"i need to change.. i feel
gay now." - my brother. |
| 7.28.00 |
"im a gasious gal" - chrystal. |
| 7.27.00 |
"im a walking talking big ass
mother fucking mullet" - chris. |
| 7.26.00 |
"i'm practicing mullet talk
for AC/DC" - steve c. |
| 7.21.00 |
"my freaking mullet keeps falling
out" - me. |
| 7.20.00 |
"i wanna be the man who just
stands on the stage and makes people vibrate" - ricky martin. |
| 7.19.00 |
"why
are you blowing into my cat's butthole??" - megan |
| 7.17.00 |
"flash me at quarter of" -
manny. |
| 7.16.00 |
"wait, what?? you wished you
lived in new jersey??? when did you stop being straight edge and start
doing drugs???" - michelle g. |
| 7.15.00 |
"he says some really assholic
things" - chrystal. |
| 7.13.00 |
"thats how i feel about my
mullet at work" - megan. |
| 7.12.00 |
"go mainline, wench" - david. |
| 7.10.00 |
"i hate rap... all they do
is talk about being a pimp and knocking up their bitches" - bri. |
| 7.09.00 |
"ew you're not wearing blue!"
- chris. |
| 7.08.00 |
"anyone who's scraggly and
scruffy is hot" - heather. |
| 7.07.00 |
"we're sitting in sex!" - pat. |
| 7.05.00 |
"i think you're using me for
my CT proximity" - megan. |
| 7.03.00 |
"im not morbid.. im just blue"
- me. |
| 6.29.00 |
"that prepackaged stuff is
whack" - dave. |
| 6.25.00 |
"it's like hell inside my pants"
- caroline. |
| 6.23.00 |
"i hate it when white people
stare at me" - monica. |
| 6.21.00 |
"well you're the one with the
perverted computer" - steve. |
| 6.20.00 |
"christina vs. eminem: who
rocks more" - AOL. |
| 6.19.00 |
"eew.. its a little greasy..
but it's a little cream filled cake, so you've gotta give it props" - me. |
| 6.13.00 |
"you can take michelle out
of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of michelle" - megan. |